1000+ Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes For You


Cool WhatsApp Status for Girls

Cool WhatsApp Status for Girls
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
  • You’re already a successful person. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  • Dreams are not what you see in sleep, Is the thing that doesn’t let you sleep.
  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  • God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
  • To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
  • Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I will be back before you.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  • Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  • Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

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  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.
  • There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • When I was born. The devil said, ”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
  • I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
  • I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
  • Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • When nothing goes right… Go left!
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
  • It is never too late to be what you might have been.

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Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breath away.
  • This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for a dog, 30 dogs, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
  • Save water – Drink beer!
  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…
  • Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.
  • Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
  • My ex-girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
  • Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
  • Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
  • Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
  • C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping ?
  • If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
  • I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
  • Delete me, Poke me, Like me, Limit me…The choice is yours… Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
  • I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing the pen drive safely.
  • Save paper, don’t do homework.
  • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves a few years ago we think we were an idiot.
  • Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
  • Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.
  • I’m wondering why logging onto Facebook has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
  • Totally available! Please disturb me.
  • Your intelligence is my common sense.
  • Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

Status For Facebook

Cool Status For Facebook
  • Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr, Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
  • Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be on your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
  • Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”
  • They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
  • As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
  • My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
  • I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
  • Whoever said Facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.”?
  • For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
  • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
  • I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
  • I Know What You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right!
  • Facebook is like a prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
  • Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’.
  • Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
  • You can’t please everyone, you’re not a Nutella jar.
  • Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add LOL at the end.
  • Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
  • Am quitting Facebook to face my books.
  • Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
  • Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors, and depression meet up for coffee.
  • I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
  • I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  • Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
  • Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
  • Dear automatic flushing toilet… I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.
  • If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.

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  • Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
  • It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
  • What we are is God’s gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
  • Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
  • To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
  • No matter how strong a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  • Please don’t forget to smile. 🙂
  • Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
  • Waiting for perfection is never as smart as making progress.
  • In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
  • Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
  • You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
  • Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  • All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  • Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Not always “Available”.. try your Luck.
  • Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.
  • People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.
  • Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
  • I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
  • Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.
  • How does a train eat? Chew, Chew…
  • I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.
  • What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don’t look, I’m changing.
  • You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
  • Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
  • I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
  • Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
  • Of course, I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.
  • I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
  • Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything.
  • Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
  • To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

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