1000+ Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes For You

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Cool WhatsApp Status for Girls

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Cool WhatsApp Status for Girls
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
  • You’re already a successful person. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  • Dreams are not what you see in sleep, Is the thing that doesn’t let you sleep.
  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  • God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
  • To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
  • Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I will be back before you.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  • Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  • Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
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Latest Cool Status for WhatsApp

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Best Status For WhatsApp
  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.
  • There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • When I was born. The devil said, ”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
  • I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
  • I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
  • Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • When nothing goes right… Go left!
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
  • It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Funny WhatsApp Status

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Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breath away.
  • This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for a dog, 30 dogs, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
  • Save water – Drink beer!
  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…
  • Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.
  • Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
  • My ex-girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
  • Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
  • Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
  • Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
  • C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping ?
  • If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
  • I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
  • Delete me, Poke me, Like me, Limit me…The choice is yours… Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
  • I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing the pen drive safely.
  • Save paper, don’t do homework.
  • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves a few years ago we think we were an idiot.
  • Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
  • Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.
  • I’m wondering why logging onto Facebook has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
  • Totally available! Please disturb me.
  • Your intelligence is my common sense.
  • Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

Status For Facebook

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Cool Status For Facebook
  • Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr, Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
  • Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be on your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
  • Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”
  • They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
  • As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
  • My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
  • I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
  • Whoever said Facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.”?
  • For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
  • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
  • I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
  • I Know What You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right!
  • Facebook is like a prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
  • Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’.
  • Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
  • You can’t please everyone, you’re not a Nutella jar.
  • Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add LOL at the end.
  • Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
  • Am quitting Facebook to face my books.
  • Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
  • Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors, and depression meet up for coffee.
  • I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
  • I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  • Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
  • Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
  • Dear automatic flushing toilet… I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.
  • If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.

Cool Status for WhatsApp

  • Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
  • It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
  • What we are is God’s gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
  • Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
  • To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
  • No matter how strong a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  • Please don’t forget to smile. 🙂
  • Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
  • Waiting for perfection is never as smart as making progress.
  • In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
  • Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
  • You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
  • Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  • All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  • Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Not always “Available”.. try your Luck.
  • Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.
  • People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.
  • Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
  • I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
  • Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.
  • How does a train eat? Chew, Chew…
  • I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.
  • What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don’t look, I’m changing.
  • You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
  • Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
  • I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
  • Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
  • Of course, I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.
  • I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
  • Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything.
  • Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
  • To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

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  • I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.
  • You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
  • Silence is the most powerful scream.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  • I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
  • Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
  • A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
  • When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.
  • Love me when I least deserve it because that’s when I really need it.
  • My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
  • The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart.
  • I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  • You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending.
  • Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.
  • Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything.
  • You’re like a sharpie – super fine.
  • The formula of success is to under-promise and over-deliver.
  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
  • Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
  • Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
  • Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
  • I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  • The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.
  • At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

  • Yes, I am smiling and you are not the reason any more.
  • Sleep isn’t sleep anymore, its an escape.
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free WiFi so that people visit more often.
  • Silent people have the greatest heart.
  • I only Respect People who Deserve to be Respected.
  • The Prettiest girls go through the Ugliest Shit.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  •  I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
  • Excellence is not a skill; it is an attitude.
  • Attitude is Everything.
  • Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
  • If you can’t explain simply then you don’t understand it well enough.
  • Live today, for tomorrow it will all be history.
  • Impossible is my specialty.
  • To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.
  • Work for a CAUSE, not for APPLAUSE.
  • Never Accept To Be Anyone’s Second Choice.
  • Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’t Care.”
  • Life Is To Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
  • People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
  • I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

Life Attitude WhatsApp Status

  • I am not arrogant, I am just better than you.
  • I do not like to follow. I like being followed.
  • Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
  • Do you think I am Bad Then you are wrong I am Worst.
  • Stop living in regret, baby, it’s not over yet.
  • I’m a good person but don’t give me a reason to show my evil side.
  • I Allow Myself To Be Badass Confident In All That I Do.
  •  I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
  • Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • Born with winner Quality’s
  • I did not change, I just grew up, you should try it once!

Cool Status Messages for WhatsApp

  • Don’t be ashamed of your story.
  • Success always follows hard work.
  • Style is the perfection of a point of view.
  • Smile a little more; regret a little less.
  • Every story has a different conclusion.
  • Don’t be so easy, let people understand you.
  • I’m not a player, I’m the game.
  • Great things never come from comfort zones.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • No time for fake and negative peoples.
  • Haters and dogs both bark.
  • Rules are made to be broken.
  • I am fit and fine, nothing can stop me.
  • My life has my rules
  • Nothing can stop me catching my dreams.
  • If am good, only good will come to me, remember this always.
  • Don’t be doubtful about your decision. It kills more dreams than the failure does.
  • I am not a quitter, I love challenges as it make me strong and worthy.
  • I follow my heart, but do not forget that I have a brilliant brain as well.

These are the some Best WhatsApp Status ever. After searching a lot on the internet, I collected only these statuses for WhatsApp. Well, I hope you loved our collection as you can see, we have provided you with all kinds of Statuses for WhatsApp. It is not possible to find such a collection anywhere on the Internet. It’s time to make your haters jealous by updating Cool WhatsApp Status again and again. Many people get jealous when their haters point to them through their Social Media Status. So, what are you waiting for? Copy your desired Attitude Status for WhatsApp and show your attitude to all.

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It’s time to change your WhatsApp Status daily or weekly as you wish. We already shared a huge collection of Cool WhatsApp Status in the above post. As every person love different type of Statuses, so are shared different categorized Status for WhatsApp. Using a Table of contents, you can easily navigate your desired WhatsApp Status category. 🙂 Nowadays, it’s very hard to find your desired WhatsApp Status. But, in our collection, you will surely get the best one you are looking for. Many people like to use status in English while others love to use Hindi fonts. So, we provide you with WhatsApp Status in Hindi & English.

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